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So you was on the phone while you were getting these tattoos?

Uh huh. And I ended up getting something like this back.

You must have been in a very important and in-depth conversation you was having with somebody.

I have no idea what I was doing. I was probably just running my mouth as usual.

So how many tattoos you got on?